News - Jan 16, 2019 (2 months ago)

Thank you for coming.

It's been a long time coming now, but it's time for Twenty Percent Cooler to close down. We've had a good run and had a great time in our heyday, but the sun has set on our little website and now it's time to go. You have about a week to record, save, and archive what you would like before everything goes dark, so please make the best of this time.

Thank you for all the memories and contributions to our community in these last 8 years. We had a great time.

~ Sincerely, Princess Luna
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Character: flurry heart

Trailers for Season Six have revealed the bouncing bundle of joy that is daughter of Princess Cadence and (presumably) Shining Armor. The infant has a pinkish-white coat and curly pinkish-purple hair with an ice-blue stripe through it. It also has eyes with pupils, which is a curious departure from the baby pony designs that the Cake Twins notably sport. Flurry Heart's most notable features, however, are her adult-sized horn and wings. For Cadence's sake, hopefully the birth involved magically teleporting the fetus out of the womb.

That's right, the suits decided that the show needed another alicorn princess. M.A. Larson and Meghan McCarthy were only too happy to oblige. The pair gleefully exchanged tweets anticipating a shitstorm that the new character would create. It did not quite pan out that way. After the tragedy of the Twilicorn, Flurry Heart was nothing more than farce. The old fans reacted silently with a PTSD-induced thousand-yard stare. If you listened, you could hear The Doors playing in the background.

Then they made porn of her. That's how you know that they'll be alright.

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